What happened to the city that never sleeps?

Marquee asking the important questions.

Marquee asking the important questions.

It’s been a while since I’ve been rhetorically challenged by a sign outside of a nightclub, but I’m generally up for a challenge no matter who or what is serving it. What really did happen to the city that never sleeps? Our investigation continues, though as far as my high-powered team of consultants and lawyers can tell so far, everyone just started staying in their apartments or leaving this place altogether about a year ago now.

The more important question is, I think, what are we going to do about it? I’m not going to say something bland and corporate like “we need to come together as a community,” but I can tell you that some of my recent days have been significantly improved by just randomly bumping into a few people I’ve met through this block association on the street. That experience can be yours as well. Stay tuned.

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